bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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hhiley:

Oh, when you look at me like that, my darling
What did you expect?
I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked

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zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

I can buy cigarettes and alcohol now… legally

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  • Tegan: We’re so glad that Sara didn’t die, although she wore a jacket on stage; it’s so hot up here. And... that’s my jacket.
  • Sara: That’s my face. So basically your face is a variation of my face.
  • Tegan: I came out first, leading me to believe that that’s probably my face that you copied. My egg was fertilized and I felt bad for your soul and so I broke in half and let you come along on this journey with me.
  • Sara: I would say that it’s more likely that it was my womb first and I kicked your fucking shit ass out.
  • Tegan: Well, and I’ll take that, you know why? The first twin always bonds with the mom first so I feel like mom and I have a lot closer relationship. Plus she feels sorry for me because you sat on my ear. And now it’s all curved and someday when I have a lot of money I’m going to get it fixed. And nobody’s gonna even know but I’m going to look totally different. I’ll be a completely different face. I’ll look probably more like you.
  • Sara: The original face.
  • Tegan: My face is wider; I have a stronger jaw. Which leads me to believe they made your face out of the left over clay.
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as of 53 minutes ago i am now 18 :)

as of 53 minutes ago i am now 18 :)

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